More like... Lois "Lame!"

Zack Snyder, you ignorant slut.

It has been released that Amy Adams will portray Lois Lane in the rebooted Superman film.  Apparently the same girl who always seems to play the neurotic, whiny, clumsy, girly girl is the perfect choice for the strong, capable, stubborn, and hard headed woman from DC comic book lore.  Yahoo! News- not to be confused with a popular chocolatey drink

Everyone is currently anticipating Snyder's press release revealing Elton John as Lex Luthor.

When asked why he finally decided on the same woman who played such forgettable roles as the one chick from Talladega Nights (yeah, you don't remember her name either, do you?), Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, The Ex, Underdog, Enchanted, Sunshine Cleaning, and Cruel Intentions 2... Snyder said, "It was between her and Peter Gallagher but Peter was already in the middle of filming another movie with a director who was actually good at making films."

A reboot is supposed to recreate a franchise... to make it appealing to a new generation.  If this film was intended to be such a thing, Snyder is failing miserably. 

When you pick someone for a role, you need to consider what their natural talents are.  The personality they have, what they're able to portray themselves as, how capable they are at their chosen craft.  You don't put Michael Cera as President George Washington.  Or the weakling from The New Guy as Thor.  You can't put Lindsay Lohan as Mother Theresa and Tom Hanks could never pull off a role as a sadistic cannibalistic serial killer.

People are already reserving seats in the theater that they are purposely not going to fill in the hopes that less people will be able to view this movie.
There is some good news despite all this...

The new Superman movie won't be out until December 2012, meaning we might be dead before it comes out (C'mon Mayan prophecy!)