Ghost Ranch, New Mexico now has a claim to fame besides being the most ridiculous named city in the United States. They have discovered a new dinosaur, which they have affectionately titled "buck toothed evil lizard."
The dinosaur looks something like this...
I know... pretty horrifying. However, in it's day, it was a champion card player. No one could see through its poker face.
The dinosaur is being considered a missing link between species of the "early" dinos and the "later" ones. The "early" ones are best categorized as extremely polite and punctual whereas the "late" ones usually turned out to be pregnant.
This dino, which lived about 205 million years ago (ten years after Larry King was born), probably fed on other dinosaurs and small animals. This means it was a meat eater... like the Tyrannasaurus or Carmen Electra.
The dinosaur may have died in any number of ways. Most likely? Volcanic activity. Least likely? Bookies breaking both his legs and tossing him into the river for a refusal to pay back gambling debts after going for a "sure thing" with the Lakers.
Some guy who studies dinos and therefore, hasn't been laid, said this:
"It just shows that even here in the United States, there are still many new dinosaurs to be found." CNN- when it's four in the morning and you're sick of infomercials... why not give US a try?
To children this means new dinosaurs to invoke the imagination... to parents this means new toys you have to purchase for said children to prove that you love them.
For us it means a fourth movie with Sam Neill. I hope he's not busy with another film... ha ha ha... oh man... try saying THAT with a straight face!
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