Does this mean Christopher Walken is going to kill her?

When I look at Anne Hathaway, I don't see a cat.  To be frank, I don't see a woman either.  However Christopher Nolan thinks differently.  Because he likes ruining things, he thinks he's found the perfect Catwoman for  his new feature film:  The Dark Knight Rises.  And no... this isn't a sequel to the widely popular critically acclaimed drama Black Knight.

Hathaway joins the ranks of such memorable Catwomen as Eartha Kitt (memorable for speech impediments), Michelle Pfeiffer (memorable for being hot), and Halle Berry (memorable for making you want to shove an ice pick into both eyes).

Lots of ideas for costumes are sure to surface now... but let me offer up some of mine.  They took me five minutes to come up with and I'm quite proud of them.

Whichever one of my costumes they pick, I'm sure it will be a great movie.  Unless Christian Bale is in it.  Wait... he's in this one?  But didn't anyone see the first two movies?  He overemphasizes the iconic "Batman voice."  He might as well be speaking Tagalog cuz I can't understand a damn thing he's saying.  Jesus... where's Adam West when you need him?

Heath Ledger hasn't been reached for comment on whether or not he'll be reprising his role as the Joker.