I wonder if they'll serve Chinese...

It would appear that President Obama (reality tv star of "Viva La Bama") is throwing a dinner party for some Chinese guy.  No not Tony Jaa (he's not Chinese).  Not Jackie Chan (he's not a guy).  His name is Hu Jintao.  He's the President over there.  According to my sources (Wikipedia) he's a communist technocrat.  I think that means he likes techno about communism.

As if dinner with the President isn't stressful enough ("You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think he might be interested but do I want to be interested but now he's not interested?") he then has to visit Chicago.  The Detroit of Illinois.  Which they might as well just call "New Michigan."  Then they could call Chicago "New Detroit."  But I digress.

Rev. Patrick Mahoney voiced his voice by voicing:

"While the guests are dining on expensive and extravagant food there will be scores who will be oppressed and placed behind bars by the Chinese government because of their faith and political beliefs; people like Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Liu Xiaobo who is in prison."  CNN- Chinese President, Dinner, Obama, and leftovers for all to bring home

How is that different from anyone else who's eating, extravagant food or not?  At least they're working on the problem (ideally).  It's more than I'm doing while I eat this fantastic bowl of Beef Flavored Top Ramen.  My point is (I have a point?) that people will be oppressed and jailed whether the President has dinner tonight or not.

Money appears to be an issue as well.  A far greater issue than human rights.  As it should be.

"China's currency is like a boot on the throat of America's economic recovery," Schumer said.  CNN- Chinese President, Dinner, Obama, and leftovers for all to bring home

Silly Schumer.  Italy's a boot.  China's more of a cornflake.

Needless to say there are hard feelings and this dinner is important.  And not just because Emeril is the chef.  There's talk of espionage.  Real talk, which is the most authentic talk there is.

“China is investing in very high-end, high-tech capabilities. And the question that is always out there is to try to understand exactly why,” Mullen asked. “Many of these capabilities seem to be focused very specifically on the United States.”  Fox News- News about Foxes

Despite the hard hitting honest news from the source, whether or not espionage is happening is a small problem compared to the big question on most of America's minds...

"What impact will this have on products that are 'Made in China?'"