Apparently this is news for some reason. Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. No not the Proposal 2. Thankfully.
People started talking. And you know what they say about talking. Talking leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to these two in bed together.
Or does it?
The two aren't together. So Sandra said to Al Roker, anyways. Although to be fair, I'd probably lie to Al Roker. I don't trust his journalistic integrity. Mostly because after thorough research I've discovered that "the woods" don't have "necks."
Let's look closer into what Sandra had to say...
"I don't get his loving after dark." On The Red Carpet
Hmmm... aha!
Further examination reveals the clue that leads to the truth...
She said after dark... well there's a lot of time for loving before dark.
Although a recent photograph did come to light recently which may prove Sandra's candor...
Would a straight man wear this?
Case closed.
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