First World War II, now this!?

The world is filled with a great many professions.  Jobs that help our society flourish and grow.  The basic building block that keeps our world heading in a morally sound place.

Like pornstars.

"Sexy Cora" (we're thinking that's a biblical name) fell into a coma before suffering a deadly case of death in Hamburg yesterday during her much anticipated breast enlargement surgery.  Family and masturbators alike are mourning the loss.  CNN- stands for Comas Nullifying Nymphos

People aren't sure whether it's the German doctors' slow reaction time (it took the doctor about 20 minutes to respond because his favorite episode of Friends was on.  You know, the one where Ross gets back together with Rachel.  That was a good one) or the anesthesia (a huge mallet made by the Warner Bros. conglomerate Acme) to blame. 

This was her sixth breast related surgery. This surgery would have put her chest from an F (as in F*** those are huge!) to a G (as in God those are f***ing huge!).  The New York Post- Posting News that The Yorks want

Advocates that hate awesome things are saying that young women shouldn't make their boobs and faces nicer to look at in light of this.  However, some people desperately need the surgery... lest they live their lives as very, very ugly.